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Sucking [Thursday
June 23rd, 2005]
Brittany, you suck. Mr. Epperson, You suck. Mrs. Hossley, you suck (probably literally)

WE LOVE YOU BRITTANY!!
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Kittycheese [Monday
June 20th, 2005]
[ mood | groggy ]

Hey, Julie! My 14th birthday is coming up, I want my kitty cheese you said you would get me for my last birthday. Go ask a foreign exchange student from France for some.

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Frank the Goat [Tuesday
December 28th, 2004]
[ mood | groggy ]

Frank doesn't go Baa! or lift his leg with those stupid lights.Maybe they are constricting him. Free Hat!!

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!!! [Friday
December 24th, 2004]
I haven't posted for a while (many are happy about it)But I have been playing my games (call me lazy see if I care <('-')>. I have been passing time by sleeping also.....Not very interesting I know....
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A disturbance in the force.............or my stomach [Wednesday
November 17th, 2004]
[ mood | relieved ]

My stomach hurts so bad. I was in the bathroom and someone tried to break the door and now I'm afraid to go........


The lights flashed and something choked me. I think it was "Mikey." He's the ghost that lives at my house.


Either that or I swallowed my gum on accident.....Don't laugh or you will SUFFER!!!!


I have conquered my fear of the bathroom!

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[Friday
October 22nd, 2004]
[ mood | crappy ]

Tired, but I must stay awake so I can beat The Bouncer.

*sucks on thumb, waiting for thoughts*
My thumb tastes horrible.

The rain saved me. I love the rain. I didn't have to do the horrible mile, which is just one notch under child abuse. They're trying to turn us middle schoolers into a brainwashed army, like the Hitler youth...

...

And now, a quote from the movie The Secret Window:
Mort: *crunch*

Gotta admit, if you're going to take your cheating ex-wife out then there's only one way to do it... and I'm not going to say that it isn't with a shovel.

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rip, slip, brush, ahhh [Thursday
October 21st, 2004]
[ mood | cold ]

Commericals rule my life.

Champions of Norrath kicks some major be-hind. Level 32 dark elfs are good things to have when facing arena monsters.

Mile run at Crescent Elk today. HELL.

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.

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STUFFS [Sunday
September 5th, 2004]
My mom played Dynasty Warriors with me until 1 in the morning. She kept saying "where's my horse!?" It was right in front of her face. I almost wet myself laughing. She keeps picking Lu Bu and he is a wimp compared to Zhou Yu.
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Family. [Wednesday
July 28th, 2004]
[ mood | hungry ]

My aunt has left for her vacation today. I will miss her splashing orange juice on me. In 2 weeks she will be back and I will hate life once more

But, oh well...

Remember Brush your teeth after every meal...

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The Suspicions [Tuesday
July 13th, 2004]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I have a suspicious aunt who I have suspicions about.

I am very suspicious about the many cats in the house-hold. They may seem cute and innocent, but I see through them.

I am suspicious about myself because my aunt says "You can't be trusted!"

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